mandokar-alorade:

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Su’cuy gar. Welcome!

Name’s Kar. I don’t what color your shirt is, you treat me the way you want me to treat you. Eniki?

Oi’m BLU an’ Oi’d appreciate it if ya spoke English t’ me. Oi don’t know wot yer sayin’ half th’ toime, s’not loike Oi c’n just whip out a multi-lingual dictionary an’ foind out. 

cheekybumpkin:

fairdinkumjackaroo:

cheekybumpkin:

Awraight you sons a bitches, we got a war t’ faight an’ all Ah see’s a bunch a doddlin’ slackers. Ain’t havin’ none a that mindless yammerin’ round me, else ya git t’ work ‘r ya ain’t no use.

Name’s Gene. Best not be usin’ that name on th’ field ‘r it won’t jes’ be RED y’ll have t’ worry ‘bout.

G’day, Genie boy! Ain’t ya a cute li’le ankle boita. Bet it feels good ta be so assertive, but ya betta wotch yaself… not everyone’s as noice as me. Maybe it’s different, beyond th’ black stump where you come from, but Oi’m certain around here gettin’ a li’le rude an’ crude can git ya rather dead. Now Oi’m tellin’ ya this as a cobber… Oi jes’ hope others’ll be as koind. 

… Lord, Ah wonder what Ah must have said t’ git yer britches in a twist lahk that! ‘Reckon ya could use a kick raight in yer seat t’ get em untangled so them long legs a’ yers get movin’ ‘stead a pissin’ around here, naggin’ at me. ‘Least ya got grit, that’s th’ most Ah c’n say fer ya.

Now if y’ll ‘scuse me, Ah gotta test this equipment.

Th’ only knickers in a knot ‘r yers, an ya did it ta yaself, ‘fore Oi even said a word. Ya waddled in wif yer undies bunched up yer arse, an’ started wailing loike the bloody galah ya are. Oi felt it in yer best interest ta tell ya ta cool it, ya pompous figjam. No use makin’ a bad impression on yer first day out. 

/He puts his arm around the other, giving Genie a good noogie, before letting go and backing away from the Engineer he’d surely made sore./

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motorcitymechanic:

Nice ta’ meet ya’, Blu. I’m Etta Kingston, and I’m fine with you calling me Etts or Etta. I usually warn all the BLUs that follow me, and you are not different. If you hurt anybody on my team, I will unfortunately have to retaliate and hurt you right back. Thus meaning I would have to break your kneecaps at every possible chance I get. Other than that I hope we can get along real well.

You c’n cawl me Wally, an’ Oi promise ya, Oi won’t let ya hurt me. Oi ain’t that easy ta catch. These long legs outta be good fer somethin’. Oi’d sooner git ya ‘tween the eyes than let ya bust me kneecaps ta bits. 

zebluubermensch:

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Danke for zhe follow, Herr Snipah. It iz good to meet joo.

Oi’m glad ta be here. Much betta than th’ Military, less rules ta follow, more action… an’ less troubles ta think about. Noice ta meet ya too, Doc. 

(Source: zeredubermensch)